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From the hidden society of online dating, an updatable selection of interesting statements of intent...

Some are fantastic, some just hilarious. If you indeed wrote anything featuring below, then someone else must've by coincidence and this is just for fun:

P.S. Please no plunging necklines!

If youre havin girl problems I feel bad for ya son.

Work in Oldham - Live in Ancoats. Living the dream.

The ' Radio 4 ' of Gaydar ! Sex Factor for the over 55+ to 80 with Scottish Windows !

Looking for a healthy relationship which is 2 (!) people, one very busy bedroom, respect and faithful manners.

Not Brad Pitt but not Mr Bean either.

Gym Fanatic and PowerFucker

Im horney little bustard looking for sum fun times with str8 or married men. just like the feeling of not aloud to do this but fucking love it!

Here I am, yet again [he is 18]

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.

If you want to meet please have at least 3 of the list below.
1. Handsome face
2. Fit body
3. Hairy chest and back
4. Bubble butt
5. Red hair
6. Black skin
7. Thick cock

please don't bother me if you don't have clear face picture, shyness is infantile here.

Online: Gone to psychiatrist. Dinner in washer.

If all you’re going to do is talk about suicide or how much you hate the world and how everyone should just "fuck off and leave you alone", just keep going because I’m not interested in being friends. My sympathy towards strangers has run dry.

Unwilling to change my opinions or appearance just to get laid.

Quite sexual and passionate but not looking for McShag.

Friendly and well hearted. Bit of Greek attitude on me.

Just needs a fuck.... Seeing as my boyfriend is too busy in his own little world looks like someone else is gonna have to do it.

I am not looking for crazy ones because I was already crazy one time and it was not good.

I do think I have a sense of humor.

Sorted, sane, mature and lier

There's more to life than being fucked up the ass

I WANT A BRITISH HUSBAND and to settle in the UK -- Living stateside past 2 years. Can Travel at moment's notice...

I'm described by my friends as a typical blond and a geniune nice guy.

stubble is pure laziness.

With MRSA infections now an issue with gay health I am even more careful.

do u have any v I could buy off you? I'll give u a tenner for 4 ....... or £3 for 1

HUNG TOP - private roof terrace in the sun

About: zero. Looking for: everything

like a man, only shorter. there is very little scene wise in Wimbledon.

Casting for fuck buddies

On the road, London, Mancs, Dublin and everywhere

Ugly Fukker I know but cant all be handsome

I wonder how many lifetimes would equate to the number of hours all the members on this site have devoted to their muscles, all that energy expended.

owner a firm

I have a really bad phobia on sticky out belly buttons, Sorry If you have got one, no offence but they really scare me.

if u prefer people and not cooks or bottoms... i'm here

Lately I seem to be attracted by Arabs, Blacks and Brazilian

Regarding a LTR, I'm looking for monogamy, mental health.

twatedagain

NOW BACK WITH B/F AFTER 2MONTH BREAK BEEN 2GETHER

I don't exchange votes on SexFactor

To top it all, I seem to be giving out a vibe which works its magic particularly well on non-creepy goodlooking gay men, telling: DO NOT COME NEAR…

not into catalogue sex.

I'm looking for a straight active TOP guy

"PROFFESIONAL"

i never ask for or expect reciprocation and i like to give free reign to my users ;). gay sex (the casual variety at least) is never a relationship of equals, someone always prevails and someone gets walked all over. i know some guys flip between these 2, but to be frank, i can't do the prevailing bit, so i may as well resign myself to always be the door matt with a smile ;))

i need a fag to woo my ass

i can not say much of myself, as i think i dont really
know myself.

Be original .... The number of times a week you attend gym is of as much interest to me as the number of times you visit the supermarket

man was given two heads ... but only enough blood to run one at a time ... discuss ...:p)

muscled ones come to the front however if that's all u got 2 offer, move on (???)

hot brasilian escorte dude for your funny

looking for sex but getting lies and videotape :(

THIS PROFILE IS ONLY FOR SEX IF U WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME ASK ME AND I WILL GIVE U MY GAYDAR PROFILE

I am a fitnees instructor and a cool guy

(Hove is in Brighton not London). Must have facial photograph.
Manners cost nothing, so please say something!!!

Why are there so many rude ignorant tossers on here???

My life is more detailed than what I could possibly put here.

I'll be in London on 3 of May and have to spend the whole day alone, so I'm looking for a guy just to walk around the city together, and then, if we both want it, to have sex

100% straight bi

Currently vers-passive.

I want some person no false for to live forever...

If one more person writes 'sup' to me I swear I'll buy a baseball cap and wear it backwards.

DAMN!! I forgot to go to the gym!

I wish I could quit you! ;)~

Not looking for anything at the moment.

75% passive.

would like to meet, have a cup of tea/coffee and talk rather than being imprisoned within this virtual dungeon...

I LOOKINGS GAYS OF 18 and 30 YERS OLD
TO SEXY IN ME STUDIO

I'm a nice guy...
Just for funny!!!

I want somebody about who I can say WITHOUT YOU, EMOUTION WOULD BE SCARF OF YESTERDAY

[man says] i'm looking for a nice, good hetero looking man!

Hey, I am a nice down to earth guy that is looking a bit of everything ;)

I LOCK FOR BOY FRIEND......

And if you find somone to love the you you love, well, thats just fabulous

Foreign guy looking for sex date 7-11 Jan 08 in my hotel in Chigwell (London).

Looking for hot long sex session, With some break for a drink and fags

Where's the poke button?

I`m equally at home in a museum or a sex club

Hi there Mr. Right. I knew I'd meet you some day. Sure, I don't ask you to be perfect! Just be real and have real feelings, like me. Oh, yes, we will have fun and we shall share much more than a bed. I love cooking for you, giving and receiving the best each deserves from the other. I love good things in life and I appreciate to be with you in those moments. I live in Brazil, but this is something we can change

straight acting, no hang ups..

Truth be told - In Cardiff next week for Xmas